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Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

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things every highschooler should know


  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep

I agree with all but the parents one. If you have good parents then yes. Bu I’ve had fucked up parents my whole life and now I’m an adult I’ve had to cut them out for my own health (mental and physical) and my well being. And everyone should know that’s okay. You don’t have to put up with their shit just because they are your parents an it doesn’t make you a bad person for putting yourself first.

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bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

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(Source: misschelly19, via serenityandparadise)

This is the chemical formula for love:

dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.

Reblog this if I can vent to you? Like completely skip all the awkwardness and just start talking to you.

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sem-piter asked: I once was so drunk i could hardly walk or speak anymore but i still managed to read the ingredients of a snack we had and look up if it was vegan. I am still impressed by myself hahaha



Hahahaha that’s amazing!

monster mashing questions

ghost:what would you like on your tombstone?
dracula:are you afraid of aging? or death?
nosferatu:what, as a child, did you imagine went bump in the night?
creature from the black lagoon:what's your favorite place to go for a break? (eg vacation spot or comforting place, book, etc)
godzilla:what do you do when you are angry? are you ever destructive?
frankenstein's monster:when you fall apart, what pulls you back together?
the blob:do you collect anything? if so, what & why?
zombie:when was the last time you trusted your gut? was it successful?
mothra:what is something dangerous that attracts or fascinates you?
king kong:what are some questionable choices you've made lately?
alien:what is your strangest feature?
50 ft woman:what is your most prominent strength?
witch:if you could magically change anything about yourself right now, what would it be and why?
cthulhu:do you like the ocean? why or why not?
nessie:have you ever felt invisible to people -- the feeling of not existing?
mutant spider:what is one of your biggest fears?
werewolf:if you could change into any nonhuman animal and back at will, what animal would you change into and why?
freddy kreuger:what is one of your worst nightmares?
jason voorhees:do you feel you are laughed at often? do you laugh at other people? if so, in what situations?
golem:if you could make up an imaginary friend, what would they be like and why?
leprechaun:what is your "pot of gold" (or white whale, if you'd rather)
sharktopus:what is something you've done that was ridiculous or a bad decision?
mummy:would you like to ever have children? why or why not?
robot:what is a habit you do without thinking?
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